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One Wittle Wee-Wee (Medley)
You'll have 13 seconds to make a closing statement
In the form of a short song.
And Governor Christie, you're first.
Well...
Think about that time we bought you an ice cream and a cookie
Rented that Lambo so we could go buy milk when we played hookie
Yeah, that was alright
We rode it around
Yeah, momma it was good
'Till we hit that boy
In the pink golf shirt
With the pepper-spray tan
And he laid down on the concrete
Senator Ted Cruz.
Rabies and bunnies!
Let me think about it for second over here.
Hmm, first thing i need
Are two sticks and an IV
And then I can just dance in my
Little paper hat you bought me
That's wierd.
Mmmhmmm.
Senator Marco Rubio
(Ow!)
Your father was a bald tiger
(Yes, he was)
And took the bad guy walkin' in the sunshine
The pig intestines about to drip
(Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmmm!)
Me, I'd just like to pound the shrimp
(Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmmm!)
I own a parrot that doesn't drink.
Uh, Governor Kasich, how 'bout you?
If Britan invaded us
You'd get a fancy mouth
And you'd drink on the job
Every day, oh no
We could give 'em cheese
Or we could give 'em christmas pants
Mr. Trump, closing statement song?
I took Johnny's pogo
Kid, I pogo greater
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They got five of the meaner reindeer still sitting there waiting
We have a big bird
Walking in the jungle
Crying in a tree
Scoob-a-de-dee
Listen to me
Don't go around the tuna
Governer Scott Walker.
I might have a whiff, a whiff
Yeah, hoo-dee-doo
Why are dormant wives adorable?
I might even have a piece of corn
And I'm gonna make a fortune, yeah
This beat's got me so baller now
That's right, see?
I can flow
And now, Doctor Carson.
Eh-hee-hoo
Not ready...
Ho-oh
Here we go.
I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah
Every mouse has a weenie
And if we could catch a little mouse man
Then we could see some little feet, too.
Thank you.
I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah
Every mouse has a weenie
(In America!)
And if we could catch a little mouse man
Then we could see some little feet, too.
(Little mouse feet!)
I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah
Every mouse has a weenie
(Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooohh)
And if we could catch a little mouse man
Then we could see some little feet, too.
(In America!)
(Mmmmmmm)
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