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Annie Get Your Gun - The 1999 Broadway Cast
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You Can't Get a Man With a Gun
Oh my mother was frightened by a shot gun they say That's why I'm such a wonderful shot I'll be out in the cactus And I'd practice all day And now tell me what have I got I'm quick on the trigger Of targets not much bigger than a pinpoint I'm number one But my score with a fellar Is lower than a cellar Oh you can't get a man with a gun When I'm with a pistol I sparkle like a crystal Yes I shine like the morning sun But I lose all my luster When with a bronco buster Oh you can't get a man with a gun With a gun With a gun No you can't get a man with a gun If I went to battle with someone's heard of cattle You'd have steak when the job was done But if I shot the hearder that hollered bloody murder And you can't get a hug from a mug with a slug Oh you can't get a man with a gun I'm cool, brave, and daring To see a lion glaring Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com When I'm out with my Remington But a look from a mister would raise a fever blister Oh you can't get a man with a gun The gals with umbrellas Are always out with fellas In the rain or the blazin' sun But a man never trifles with gals who carries rifles Oh you can't get a man with a gun With a gun With a gun No you can't get a man with a gun A Tom, Dick, or Harry Will build a house for Carrie When the preacher has made them one But he can't build you houses with buckshot in his trousers And you can't shoot a male in the tail like a quail Oh you can't get a man with a gun A man's love is mighty He'll even buy a nightie For a gal that he thinks is fun But they don't buy pajamas for pistol packin' mamas For a man may be hot But he's not when hes shot Oh you can't get a man with a gun
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