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Dr. Demento( Barret Eugene Hansen )
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Shaving Cream
I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of...
[Chorus:] Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend Her antics are queer I'll admit Each time I say, 'Darling, I love you' She tells me that I'm full of...
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Our baby fell out of the window You'd think that her head would be split But good luck was with her that morning She fell in a barrel of...
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An old lady died in a bathtub She died from a terrible fit In order to fulfill her wishes She was buried in six feet of...
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When I was in France with the army One day I looked into my kit I thought I would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with...
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And now, folks, my story is ended I think it is time I should quit If any of you feel offended Stick your head in a barrel of...
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